[Choose Ye This Day]

She’s posting about you now...

Was it difficult to listen to her lectures for more than five minutes without screaming, “KNOCK IT OFF! YOU’RE NOT AS WELL-INFORMED AS YOU THINK YOU ARE!”?

[Choose Ye This Day]

This isn't her, is it?

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Just in case anyone has questions about Murikans, here's the definition of "DUmmie Murikans" according to the VRWC field guide..........

Murican: the average un_American, bottom tier basement dweller, sittin' in momma's house pickin' his/her nose and smearin' the boogers on the underside of momma's chair, or the back side of momma's computer monitor. They are also known to smell their own farts and pat themselves on the back according to how much they smell like patchouli oil. This rarely happens however, as most of the time they smell just like their breath. This has been described by passers by as two week old, moldy, cat feces.

It should be advised if one encounters such a beast, it should be reported immediately to the VRWC Haz Mat crew. Failure to do so could result in quarantine of the individual who first came into contact with the hazard.

Hope this clears it up for y'all. Al.R.Us out!

 

[eswan9]

Wonderful, I think, he he. Should I be scared now?

Just kidding, I have no grudges against her or her husband. Heck, I should be classified as a lurker, due to how infrequently I post here, he he.