DUmmie FUnnies 03-24-11 ("Why is everything in the world right now so 'fouled' up?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 24, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

DUmmies groping in the dark, looking for the Big Answers.

Oh and yes, FRiends, Know-it-all Nadin, the world's foremost authority, has left DUmmieland! Will she return? Will she run out of milk before the death clouds arrive? Stay tuned. . . .

[Army Air Corps]

IBTP.

[The_Victor]

Pre-ping

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[rockrr]

One of those questions that I share with the DUmmies, but for drastically different reasons ;-)

[Cheburashka]

In before the post after this.

[Texas Eagle]

Because certain people with lots of money want it that way

But not George Soros. He would never use his wealth to foment discord.

[DonaldC]

I have to agree with them though that for a vast majority of the problems, the root cause is found when ya follow the money, often back to corporate/banking interests.

A finance oligarchy ping...

[Billthedrill]

Evil corporate-fascist, Mongol, baby eaters, hopped up on GM corn are designing union and innocent civilian-seeking missiles in their secret underground lairs under the icecaps and glaciers where they're also breeding giant mosquitoes that suck all the oil out the ground in harmless Arab nations and excrete radioactive clouds over playgrounds BLLLLAAARRRRRRR!!!!111!!!! CORPORATIONS!

He's right, of course, but why does he say it like it's a bad thing?

[Texas Eagle]

Corporations controlling all of us and our planet

But not George Soros's 501(c)3s. They would never foment discord.

[Responsibility2nd]

http://www.fmylife.com/

A website for DUmmies by DUmmies.

[bcsco]

I too got here before the ping. But spent my time reading. Can’t help it. It happens to me every time the world goes nuts...

[rockrr]

BTW Charles, your puns today are exceptional! Cheers

[Texas Eagle]

Capitalism run amok.

I wonder if it's ever occurred to anti-Capitalists just how rich Geogre Soros is.

[Charles Henrickson]

BTW Charles, your puns today are exceptional!

A good pun is its own reword.

[Winstons Julia]

I do love you.

[Venus is aligned with Uranus, on top of a Supermoon.]

Genius. So much of this was genius.

I can rarely venture there anymore. The dark angst and clueless rage just makes me lose hope.

Thanks for going.

[The_Victor]

puntastic.

[mjp]

So now the DUmmies are whining and moaning and not knowing who to blame

Socialist authors promise not only wealth for all, but also happiness and love for everybody, the full physical and spiritual development of each individual, the unfolding of great artistic and scientific talents on all men, etc. The socialist paradise will be the kingdom of perfection pupulated by completely happy supermen. But libtards will never realize that it is all nonsense and delusion. And when a person has a delusion, by definition it is impossible to talk him out of it by use of reason. He must learn to endure his lot in life without looking for a scapegoat on which he can lay all the blame, and he must endeavor to grasp the fundamental laws of social cooperation on his own through self knowledge.

[Cyber Liberty]

Nadin’s gone again??? How will I ever cope? Now I won’t know squat. Heaven help us all....

[rikkir]

A couple of thoughts come to mind after reading this.
We here at FR seem to be of two minds about the jerk currently occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. One one hand some believe, as I have, that he is a puppet put in place to destroy the US, and others believe he is an incompetent boob that wasn’t qualified to serve coffee in the White House. After reading the amount of depression coming from the DUmmies, I am starting to lean towards the latter. Not that he still couldn’t destroy the US by accident, but if he were having great success with that, they would be happier. That in itself brightens my day.
The other thought I had was that I could retire on what they spend in one year on prescribed anti-depressants. They have to be keeping some doctor’s yacht afloat. No wonder they want free health care.
Just a couple of observations on a Thursday afternoon.