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DUmmie FUnnies 03-24-11 ("Why is everything in the world right now so 'fouled' up?")
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| March 24, 2011
| DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
Posted on 03/24/2011 2:20:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Because certain people with lots of money want it that wayI blame George Soros too.
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:01:31 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Hu's your daddy)
To: Cyber Liberty
Not enough roux
[The pot thickens.]
That’s funny right there I tell you.
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:04:04 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Have you terrorized a terrorist today?)
To: Charles Henrickson
Why is everything in the world right now so f***ed up? Because you A**HOLES ELECTED OBAMA!!!
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:13:36 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
( We are sooooooooo screwed)
To: Charles Henrickson
To: Charles Henrickson
Us. If you sent us out to f*** up, we’d f*** up on the way.
What’s this ‘us’ crap? Why is it a whole planet has to take the blame in order for a DUmmie to realize HE is part of the problem?
It’s this inability to grasp that it’s not some evil conspiracy outside your mom’s cellar that’s after YOU—you, DUmmie, who have nothing anyone wants anyway.
Go back to your Cheetos and video games.
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:20:16 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(We don't need no stinkin' consistency!)
To: Cyber Liberty
Nadin’s gone again??? How will I ever cope? Now I won’t know squat. Heaven help us all.... I think she saw something that spooked her and she went into hiding
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:20:38 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
( We are sooooooooo screwed)
To: Charles Henrickson
As always...super funny. But this has too many punny gems to pick just one!
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:21:27 PM PDT
by
berdie
(qill)
To: Charles Henrickson
Not enough roux [The pot thickens]
LOL!!!! Magnificent, Charles. You've outdone yourself.
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:38:38 PM PDT
by
hsalaw
To: Charles Henrickson
DUmmies grope in the dark because DUmmies don’t like looking at each other during sex.
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:41:13 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
To: Charles Henrickson
Nadine is Dumm-E-mite!
She is still holed up in the cellar surrounded by cases and cases of irradiated milk and a pallet of cheetohs awaiting the end of the world.
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:43:13 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
To: DonaldC
Most problems are created by government “fixing” things
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posted on
03/24/2011 3:44:13 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
To: rikkir
One other thought.....DUmmies, by definition, canNOT be happy. Period.
:)
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posted on
03/24/2011 4:28:02 PM PDT
by
luvie
(I'd rather be a Tea Partier than a FLEEbagger! :))
To: Charles Henrickson
Obamassiah had driven the snakes out of Washington... I have a feeling St. Patrick would have a chuckle at THAT image... :-)
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posted on
03/24/2011 4:29:37 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Be gentle with yourself.
Is Bobo the Hobo calling for "self love."
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posted on
03/24/2011 4:41:29 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Charles Henrickson
People actually watch Cenk??? Are you series???
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posted on
03/24/2011 4:42:09 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
(January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
To: Cyber Liberty
Nadin’s gone again??? How will I ever cope? Now I won’t know squat. Heaven help us all.... Nadin's superior knowledge and wisdom has left us! Gaia, how *could* you??? It's time!
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posted on
03/24/2011 5:00:29 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: Charles Henrickson
What’s the DUmmie user name of that guy Rush has been talking about that wants to tear down our economic system in May? He’s an SEIU guy but I figure he HAS to be a DUmmie as well.
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posted on
03/24/2011 5:05:12 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(The Coupon Whisperer)
To: Charles Henrickson
It has to do with molecules. It has to do with ridicule...
waterloo
It's ABBA revivals!
We use too much energy . . .
Time to retreat further into the basement...
Califate. Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate, Califate,
Calif. ate too much of the taxpayers' money and now they're broke.
I'm bet every civilization goes though a crazy period right after the Internet is invented
When we hear from Alpha Centauri, we'll be able to confirm this...
Somehow, I suspect that it's Guy Lombardo's fault.
I suspect that it's Guy Fawkes' lumbago.
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posted on
03/24/2011 5:18:34 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(SNAFU in DUFU-Land)
To: Charles Henrickson
Always humorous to see the DUmmies display their anti-Christian bias Charles
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posted on
03/24/2011 6:34:57 PM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Charles Henrickson
the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson You and PJ are witty beyond the daily minimum requirement. Just amazing stuff.
How someone could explore and ponder the solar system or a human genome and NOT believe that there MUST be a God who made all this--the irony is lost on this fool of a DUmmie.
From satire to philosophy - that's why the DUFU series is so funny and profound. Hats off as always.
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posted on
03/24/2011 8:54:19 PM PDT
by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Darwinism is to Genesis as Global Warming is to Revelations.)
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