DUmmie FUnnies 03-24-11 ("Why is everything in the world right now so 'fouled' up?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 24, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[kevkrom]

I have to join in the chorus of lauding you for the extremely high-caliber set of puns in today's edition. Since no one else gave it a shout-out yet, I have to say I really like the "days of whine and poses".

Anyway, on to the DUmmies...

i think, last decade and half, our world changed so hugely with internet and world connection and everything effects everybody.

I have to say that this one almost deserves a second Kewpie doll award. The world is no more messed up now than it has ever been, it's only through near-instant communication and the ability to get around official government reports and denials that we see what's really been going on.

Because Repukes inhabit the Earth. Simple. Just think about how wonderful the world would be if they weren't here.

Almost, but not quite, deserving of the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award™ -- while heavily implying it, the post stops just shy of advocating active measures to eliminate the "Repukes". and therefore fails to meet the required standards for today's two-minute hate.

[CSM]

“The Result of Pessimism, Cynicism, and Fascists in our Society”

Yep, and that is the entire platform of the libtards.

[Arrowhead1952]

Folks voting the wrong people into office. Folks not voting at all. Folks continuing to believe the hype machine.

[We're all folked up.]

Yup, look what we have in the white hut.

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Because Poppy and Babs begat a son named Junior. His eight year reign of error and terror destabilized the world. Not responsible for earthquakes, but that little son of a bitch set things in motion

[Oh, come on! You know the earthquakes are also . . . Bush's Fault!]

DUmmies will be blaming Bush for things for the next century. They just can't believe he won in 2000 and 2004.

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Time. 2012. Return of the Great Ottus. Lucifer's Hammer. Chicken pox. The Supreme Court of The United States decided a federal election in 2000 that ripped the world a new asshole and his name was Dick Cheney. My money is on the last reason.

[Cheney Insanity Affliction (CIA) never goes out of style.]

I did not read this reply before replying to the previous statement.

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Because cogent argument has been reduced to 5 second sound bites, with the word "f***" in them.

[That's DUmmie discourse in a NUtshell!]

If you took the 'f' word away, DUmmies could not communicate at all.

[CSM]

“Because Repukes inhabit the Earth. Simple. Just think about how wonderful the world would be if they weren’t here.”

Yeah, send them to re-education camps. If they can’t be re-educated then execute the lot of them. Hmm, where have I seen this theme before.....

[CSM]

“Because next year is 2012 and the world will end. Bye.”

Hey DUmmies, this is 100% true! So, there is no reason to even vote in November 2012. Hang it up and hide from the coming doom.

[FDNYRHEROES]

[Cheney Insanity Affliction (CIA) never goes out of style.]

We're bringing in BDS, My Life Partner is already working on it...

[lwd]

Nadin’s departure is sure to have hugh and series implications on the “DUmmie of the Year” award. Perhaps Bobolink is in the running for this prestigous award now.

[politicalmerc]

[How someone could explore and ponder the solar system or a human genome and NOT believe that there MUST be a God who made all this--the irony is lost on this fool of a DUmmie.]

HOW TRUE IT IS.

[Chaguito]

“After reading the amount of depression coming from the DUmmies, I am starting to lean towards the latter. “

Not so sure.

When the revolution comes, the useful idiots are the first up against the wall.

The DUmmies may have a baleful premonition that it is about to happen to them. They may be discovering unconsciously that far from unicorns and butterflies, the revolution is about life-and-death wielding of power by their overlord.

Life without repukes? Maybe they are seeing what that really means for them as the image of Detroit impresses itself on their rudimentary consciousness.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Be gentle with yourself.

Is Bobo the Hobo calling for "self love."

 

Now there's an image I didn't need! Gee thanx, "Army"!!!

[Allosaurs_r_us]

"Nadin’s departure is sure to have hugh and series implications on the “DUmmie of the Year” award. Perhaps Bobolink is in the running for this prestigous award now."

 

Naw, ya have to have a permanent address to be elected. Bobo is homeless, ya know. She's waitin' for us to move her into a condo before she runs for DOY, so I'm thinkin' it might be a while before she's eligible.

[Libloather]

I'm bet every civilization goes though a crazy period right after the Internet is invented

And how many times is that gonna happen? There's only one Algore - right?