This doesn’t read like speed dating as much as it dies Meth dating...;-)
[Elena, let me introduce you to my friend here, Li'l Beav--uh, Li'l Mole. I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.]
Ever since I posted this, people have been asking me, "So, Charlie, how did Li'l Beaver do with Elena?"
Oh, not so good, I must report. Even though Li'l Beaver went undercover as a mole, still, he decided to wear that stupid man-purse PJ got him:
I told him, I said, "Look, Beav, I'm your wingman, and I've got you're best interests at heart. So, please, lose the man-purse. It's too effeminate. I know these are going to be hippie chicks here at this party, but still, deep down they really want a manly guy."
But does he listen to me? NOOO!!! Elena took one look at the belly-bag and was like, "Meh."