“Let her use her substantial bottom to grab the asteroid (much like that gatormouth-rocket grabbed the astronauts in the James Bond film)”
Don’t even need to do that, her booty probably has enough gravitational pull to reel in any number of celestial objects.
“Celestrial objects”> Hmmmm!. I wonder how many Hollywood stars (celestrial objects) and journalists (media stars) you’ll find in there.
Maybe a few Klingons too!