Since NASA’s new assignment by zippy the a##clown on how to convince the world that the subhuman muslims are really fun loving religious people of faith, we shoudl tell them that the asteroid is really allahs mother ship and we can help them reach it
Just trying to think scientifically here...With there not being any gravity in space, (much like the White Hut), we could take an infinite length piece of rope into space and lasso the asteroid as it passes the earth.
We could call the space vehicle that is used to lasso the asteroid., Camel-1.