Too bad you’re not from Massachusetts.
Then you could have your claim to fame in the new dictionary entry.
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3304899/posts
(OED makes “Masshole” official.)
Meh. I’m already famous. Yesterday I proposed to Humblegiunner in FR’s first post USSC decision gay marriage proposition.
He’s still playing hard to get though...