Send Manbearpig with a thermometer with a millions scale to personally measure the temps.
4 posted on 01/10/2017 5:22:39 AM PST by wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
Mike Rowe did a stint on a show as a lava analyzer. The over-seeing prof told him to keep the probe moving, else it would be permanently stuck, "...and they cost ~$750 each..."
Vesuvius erupted during WWII, destroying, but mostly damaging 100+ US planes. Lots of B-25s.
8 posted on 01/10/2017 5:32:25 AM PST by Calvin Locke