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Ten Most Heinous Christmas Songs Ever
Victory Girls Blog ^ | 12/21/17 | Toni Williams

Posted on 12/22/2017 7:51:00 AM PST by x1stcav

In a few days, the pain will stop. The pain, that is, of awful and most heinous Christmas songs. I already know that I am going to Hell. Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright said that I was going to Hell because I didn’t support Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. My friends and I are renting a party bus.

We won’t be listening to Christmas Songs on the bus. They are headache inducing. Self-explanatory

I hereby propose that the following Christmas songs have achieved a level of heinousness that would cause my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to shove a dreidel directly in his brain. Jesus probably doesn’t mind the “Dreidel Song”, he is gonna get Adam Sandler for the “Hanukkah Song”, for sure. Sorry, I got off track there. Jesus celebrated Hanukkah and, my mind wandered away.

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To: x1stcav

Down with posting about posting pests!


61 posted on 12/22/2017 8:29:34 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: nickedknack
One of my favorites: The version of "Gabriel's Message" by Sting.
62 posted on 12/22/2017 8:29:39 AM PST by rlmorel (Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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To: shibumi; rlmorel

shibumi

I don’t think you actually know what a posting pest is. Otherwise you wouldn’t be so worked-up...unless, of course, you are one.

(I will be away from 22 Dec until 02 Jan. During my absence all of my posts and replies will be done by a new app called PostBot. As this is a beta version please excuse any foul language, personal attacks, and baseless accusations. I will resume control on 02 Jan. Merry Christmas!)


63 posted on 12/22/2017 8:30:24 AM PST by x1stcav (We have the guns. Do we have the will?)
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To: DoodleBob

That entire album is incredible. Rod Stewart in his prime, Beck, Page, Moon, John Paul Jones, Wood,

Just awesome.

L


64 posted on 12/22/2017 8:31:07 AM PST by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: bar sin·is·ter
This is Laz's idea of the ultimate, politically incorrect, Christmas song ...

Merry Christmas from the Family

65 posted on 12/22/2017 8:31:14 AM PST by chriscraft
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To: bigbob

Nobody’s mentioned “Jingle Bell Rock” which has sucked since it came out in 1957. Most un-Christmas `song’ ever.


66 posted on 12/22/2017 8:31:30 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: ctdonath2

That’s what I pretend to do every time.


67 posted on 12/22/2017 8:32:36 AM PST by cyclotic (Trump tweets are the only news source you can trust.)
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To: seawolf101

AKA “American idol” yodeling


68 posted on 12/22/2017 8:32:36 AM PST by kaktuskid
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To: humblegunner

..and termites, that eat posts.

I hate it when that happens.


69 posted on 12/22/2017 8:32:48 AM PST by BlueDragon
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To: Larry Lucido

Incoming


70 posted on 12/22/2017 8:34:13 AM PST by morphing libertarian (Build Kate's Wall)
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To: Lazamataz
Sorry, here's a Christmas gift for her eyebrows....

Image result for sharpies

71 posted on 12/22/2017 8:34:25 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: shibumi; x1stcav
"...I don’t think it was so much the content as the fact that he repeated it over 20+ times in a single morning..."

Heh, well, okay...THAT might get on someone's nerves!!!!!!!!

X1stcav, ya gotta wait until everyone up to the Hawaii time zone has their coffee in the morning!

72 posted on 12/22/2017 8:35:01 AM PST by rlmorel (Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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To: GSWarrior

“Stevie Nicks’ Silent Night is hard to listen to.”

Listen to Elvin Bishop’s version. I think you will like that.

As for my favorites and heinous Christmas songs, One day I like Little Saint Nick by the Beach Boys and then the next day I want to smash my iPod. Elton John’s Stepping into Christmas I detest. Probably because I detest Elton John.

Christmas Must Be Tonight, by The Band is one of my favorites.


73 posted on 12/22/2017 8:35:08 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (We're CNN. We're not lying, we're just incompetent!)
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To: bar sin·is·ter

Laz’s name is all over this, but would he... you know...?

____________________________________________

Oh yes. Yes he would. Already has in fact. See post 48.


74 posted on 12/22/2017 8:36:04 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

While she thanks you, she’s wondering what the white Sharpie is for.

And if it is a White Supremacist ‘dog whistle’ snark.


75 posted on 12/22/2017 8:37:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: rlmorel

Excellent advice.

Good diet will usually soothe cranky souls.


76 posted on 12/22/2017 8:37:14 AM PST by x1stcav (We have the guns. Do we have the will?)
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To: chriscraft

That song reminds me of my own family.

Except we usually had the cops get called out.

Ahh, good times. Good times.


77 posted on 12/22/2017 8:39:23 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: x1stcav

It was the one on the thread about Trump, but...it looks like it got put back!


78 posted on 12/22/2017 8:39:29 AM PST by rlmorel (Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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To: x1stcav
1. Jingle Bell Rock

2. Gramma Got Run Over by A Reindeer

3. Rockin Around the Christmas Tree

Just knowing these songs are about to be played into the ground for a whole month is what makes me dread Christmas.

79 posted on 12/22/2017 8:39:51 AM PST by Blogatron (Brought to you by The American Frog Council; "Frog - The other green meat.")
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To: Overwatcher

Check out Steyn’s version of ‘Have a Merry Little Christmas’ ... it will blow your socks off (pun intended)!!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3615748/posts?page=4#4


80 posted on 12/22/2017 8:40:37 AM PST by Qiviut (Obama's Legacy in two words: DONALD TRUMP)
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