[Col Frank Slade]

Fell off his boat.

Case closed.....

[Bonemaker]

“...George Burgasser worked as a federal prosecutor in Buffalo and Washington. Police found his body in the Niagara River Sunday night.”

I’d be out on a boat falling down drunk as much as I could if I had to live in New York.

[mykroar]

Maybe they’ll find my firearms

[MHGinTN]

Sounds like the same team who offed that CIA director in the Potomac River.