“There is NO state income tax in Texas.”
Californians, don’t believe this guy! Texas taxes are some of the highest in the country! In fact, everything is high here, cost of living twice of California! Besides, we are all a bunch of gun carrying Bible Thumpers! You would be much happier in Colorado, trust me!
I've heard the spiders in Texas can carry off an entire Volkswagen filled with liberals. Then there's the wasps the size of Cessnas, the asteroid storms, the lava flash floods, and the cannibals. Man, I sure wouldn't want to go there.
Plus snakes, fire ants, flying cock roaches, aligators, humidity so high you have to bring multiple changes of clothes every day, biblical hurricanes, truly a terrible place, yes colorado is where you guys should go.
Absolutely right!
Remember the Greenland/Iceland trick?
Absolutely right!
Remember the Greenland/Iceland trick?
Absolutely right!
Remember the Greenland/Iceland trick?