[T-Bone Texan]

"...“Dear America, appreciate your allies, after all you don’t have that many,” Tusk said,..."

Dear Mr. EU President: Go screw yourself, you commie beret-wearing bastard.

We don't need you. You need us.

[DoodleDawg]

We don't need you. You need us.

If we don't need them then why do we care if they need us? Just quit and let them deal with their own defense.

[MUDDOG]

When we started Naught-O, we thought the problem was Communism, but that turned out to be just the political side of a more general soul rot.

Western Europe’s got it bad.