I have friends from Romania, they’ve told me stories.
JERRY: (trying desperately to make conversation) So, Ceausescu. He must’ve been some dictator.
KATYA: Oh yes. He was not shy about dictating.
JERRY: He, uh, he must’ve been dictating first thing in the morning. “I want a cup of coffee and a muffin!”
KATYA: And you could not refuse.
REBECCA DEMORNAY: And you better not bring a clickbait blog stump!