Ten. The future looks like me! (Big feet, poodle hair)
A comedian said you aren't a real parent until you go from man-to-man to zone coverage with the kids.
I read a story a few years ago, from a "concerned" leftist, about the long-term cultural and political impact of liberal families being "green" and having one child while the right "selfishly" outproduces them. In short, the nation will have more right-leaning kids in a generation unless the left "gets busy" or they talk the right into having fewer kids.
Perhaps that's why control of education is part of their playbook...if you can put outproduce them, brainwash their progeny.
I’ve got eight so far. The future is bright.