I’m at least 2 times a day. What’s the deal.
Due to radiation and chemotherapy for pancreatic cancer (and nearby liver possibly being affected), I leak gas at least 10-15 times a day. Not enough Gas-X in the world to stop it, but it does help a lot.
I try to stay away from people during a long toot but I have seen bodies lying behind me in the Canned Fruits and Vegetable aisles in food stores. Sorry about that.
I do wear a “Do not light a match or smoke around me” sign when I go out. Only lost a couple of jerks who couldn’t read or refused to obey. They were millenials so no one has missed them yet. /SARC