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To: Roman_War_Criminal

Okay. How do you milk them?


5 posted on 08/25/2022 8:12:16 PM PDT by I-ambush (We watched the moment of defeat, played back over on the video screen. )
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To: I-ambush
Okay. How do you milk them?

They'll have to breed a gizillion midget milk maids. Really small ones. Like sub-midgets.


11 posted on 08/25/2022 8:16:04 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: I-ambush

First you get a tiny little three-legged stool, and a little bitty bucket....


12 posted on 08/25/2022 8:16:27 PM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: I-ambush
"Okay. How do you milk them?"

With a boot applied repeatedly. Lotsa "milk" pops right out of the gross little bastards.

13 posted on 08/25/2022 8:16:34 PM PDT by WMarshal (Neocons and leftards are the same species of vicious rat.)
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To: I-ambush

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Please don’t ruin their weed high by asking practical questions. These are ideas people come up with while baked out of their skulls. Getting into details just spoils the mood.


14 posted on 08/25/2022 8:16:47 PM PDT by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
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To: I-ambush

Very carefully with a pair of tweezers?


32 posted on 08/25/2022 8:47:11 PM PDT by Qui is (First, never apologize to the enemy, and second, never forget that Biden spews and Harris swallows. )
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To: I-ambush
Okay. How do you milk them?

With miniature milking machines, of course. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคจ

52 posted on 08/26/2022 3:35:37 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: I-ambush

Very carefully


56 posted on 08/26/2022 4:28:08 AM PDT by Altura Ct.
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Make the cockroach (cis-females only please) stand over a tiny bucket then pull and squeeze it’s little tits until the bucket is full. Yes it’s tits are tiny, but we’ll have no body shaming during the milking process. How else could you do it? They are far too small for milking machines.


59 posted on 08/26/2022 5:51:40 AM PDT by Clarancebeaks
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To: I-ambush

“Okay. How do yo milk them?”

First, you need to get a really small stool...


65 posted on 08/26/2022 8:38:48 AM PDT by MarDav
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