[humblegunner]

You're a malicious POS.

Well, I am a bit malicious.

You get a couple points for awareness.

Why are you so mad at people?
Are you stupid or short or poorly endowed?

You may be in need of sympathy.

[kiryandil]

Only feed the troll a little, just to whet his appetite.

Make him rely on the lukewarm tankwater that he's slamming for his jollies.