Paddle boats are pretty much un-tippable, even drunk.
Posted on 07/24/2023 5:15:56 PM PDT by Federalist Patriot
Just bizarre!
Nearly 64 years to the day (July 19, 1969) since Democrat Sen. Ted Kennedy drove a car off a bridge on Chappaquiddick Island, just off Martha’s Vineyard, another bizarre drowning has taken place connected to a high-profile Democrat. The personal chef of Barack and Michelle Obama has drowned mysteriously in a pond on the property of their $12 million Martha’s Vineyard estate. He reportedly drowned after being out on the pond in a paddle-boat with another person in a paddle boat. Details are sparse. The Obama’s issued a statement saying they are “heartbroken.”
The Obamas’ Martha’s Vineyard mansion is located in Edgartown, Massachusetts, which is about 10 miles from the Dike Bridge in Chappaquiddick Island, where Ted Kennedy drove off the bridge in 1969. The exact distance between the two locations is 6.2 miles, as the crow flies. . . .
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Did the chef see Michelle’s penis?
Boat or Board?
It makes a big difference, in at least stability.
High crime neighborhood. Especially if you count treason.
0bamaquidDICK
More likely her husband’s.
Paddle boat? Is there a source for that?
>> He reportedly drowned after being out on the pond in a paddle-boat
We also know that he drowned after getting out of bed the same day.
was he another obama gay lover?
Was sausage was his specialty?
On-the-down-low Aquarock.
I heard it was a paddle board also, originally.
Sounds like Gorebal Warning at work.
Sounds like Gorebal Warning at work.
Paddle boats are pretty much un-tippable, even drunk.
“Nearly 64 years to the day (July 19, 1969)...”
Is today July 24th, 2033? I must have done a Rip Van Winkle.
It is “Board” according to Daily Mail. Thanks for the clarification.
“I heard it was a paddle board.....”
Me too.
LSM EARNED the lame moniker. [A Generation ago, at least]
Who was the other paddleboarder? Once again the LSM is purposefully incurious.
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