"One last thing you guys gotta do before you get your badge and gun is to go dress up in khakis and a golf shirt and a mask and march around with professionally printed signs with cliched slogans on them and make asses of yourself like you're Nazis or sumptin'."
They then go to a big happy hour party and drink and laugh it up like it was funny or something, and then drive home.
“Don’t forget your fresh FEB haircut, matching watches, matching shoes, and oversized sunglasses.”