Posted on 03/28/2024 3:40:59 AM PDT by Sam77
NBC's termination of its newly hired political analyst was put on hold today as, in a last-ditch attempt to save her job, Ronna McDaniel got a super lesbian haircut.
"I'm pulling out all the stops," said McDaniel as she carefully tousled her hair into its maximally-butch position. "Oh yeah -- that's the look!"
With the network's other prominent female personalities all sporting butch hairstyles, McDaniel desperately sought out a stylist with a last-minute opening to help her fit in with her potential colleagues. "Give me the Rachel Maddow!" McDaniel was heard shouting as she burst into a local hairdresser's shop. "I need you to make me look like I drive a Subaru and listen to Melissa Etheridge all day long! Quick! This is my only chance to keep this job!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Need a meme
Nicole Wallace as Gollum saving her “precious” airwaves.
Ouch!!!
I know it’s the Bee, but I can actually see this happening. RRM is such a whore for acceptance and attention.
“Lesbian” haircut? That might work...
So might a name change to “Ronna McDonna”.
Are we still allowed to say Lesbian??? I thought that was not allowed?
Meanwhile, back at the new RNC….(not sattire)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ft6T47fX0AAyOA0?format=jpg&name=medium
I have always thought she looked like a blow up sex doll.
Eeeewwww
This one made me laugh. The bee is not afraid.
it did cross my mind when i posted it
They’re always right on target. Bravo!
Speaking of Maddow, from 2008....
https://pagesix.com/2008/09/02/way-to-skirt-the-issue/
And Maddow stayed.
So much for principle, Ms. Maddow.
If we can’t say lesbian, how can we explain who the hell FJB’s miniature gas bag with a bad haircut, LJP, is?
Hilarious.
lmao
First off, ditch the lip injections and definitely never wear lipstick.
T. H. U. D.
I see Don, Jr. in the background, and am just glad Ms Guilfoyle didn’t join Caitlyn and Mrs. Eric for the pic.
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