[Roman_War_Criminal]

[NWFree]

Giving new meaning to “Look what the cat dragged in”

[clearcarbon]

"Arizona approves 'human composting' with 'Grandpa in the Garden' bill"

That should please the wokey earth god.

[HYPOCRACY]

Prefab compost.

[crusty old prospector]

Why not just make Gramps into Soylent Green?

[KarlInOhio]

Probably better than pumping your body full of chemicals putting your casket in a sealed concrete burial vault.

[algore]

Nnot sure about the garden thing, but I will hoefully be buried naked in a forest so
I can be part of treenet after I die

[Bullish]

[Seaplaner]

Might they name it ... Corleone’s law?

[RckyRaCoCo]

“that’s not a carrot”

[posterchild]

Remember you are dust and to dust you shall return.

[Organic Panic]

Fine by me. We have been burying our dead for millennia. Plant a lemon tree over my corpse and make lemonade with the bitter fruit.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I knew this was going to happen in my former home state once the SOBs turned the state a sheddy brown with blue highlights.

[I want the USA back]

That isn’t composting. Anyone who has done composting knows that.

[lee martell]

This sounds pretty bad at first listen, but as long as this is a voluntary choice, I don’t have a problem with it.
Eventually, most countries will run out of land for cemeteries. No one wants to think of that predicament as ever being possible. No resource is infinite.

[Pilsner]

I’m waiting for a law that allows Viking funeral pyres before I leave this veil of tears.

[South Dakota]

I guess no is worried that diseases will get into the ground water?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Just wrap them in a winding sheet and bury them in the cabbage patch. I have read Stalin suggested cabbages be planted over sites of his mass murders as they grow well there.(sarc)

[sergeantdave]

“There is something in us that wants to return to the Earth”

As evidenced by people pissing onto the ground and not in the air.

[dfwgator]

[Varsity Flight]

Soil-lent Brandon