*L* What a tagline! Let us know if that works for you.
On topic, yesterday I was told that if Helen of Troy's face could launch a thousand ships, mine could launch 10,000.
Ha! As if a sea voyage would be sufficient escape from my haunting visage!
Your visage is pretty haunting.
A lot of people don't know, but her last name was "Back".
Do not mock the millihelen system. Remember that most women rate only 500 millihelens and half of all women rate less. A rating of 650 or 700 would be very good.