[SunkenCiv]

I think Granny is to blame for the Schmoo extinction — happened during the 1968 presidential campaign.

[Little Bill]

Al Kapp a favorite of mine. My Grandfather read me the Little Abner comics every Sunday 60 years ago.

Mankind survived the last Ice Age transition because Schmoo's tasted like Mastodon and were common as dirt. LBJ destroyed America by using the last Schmoo's as a substitute for the Ham in "Ham and Mothers" in C-Rats, during the Viet Nam Conflict.