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To: NonValueAdded

Clearly it’s all the obese people on the Earth slowing down the rotation. We need to tax Oreo cookies and French Fries to make people skinny again so the Earth can rotate at the proper speed.


8 posted on 02/12/2008 4:15:17 AM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...call 'em what you will...They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: rockinqsranch
Clearly it’s all the obese people on the Earth slowing down the rotation. We need to tax Oreo cookies and French Fries to make people skinny again so the Earth can rotate at the proper speed.

Make everyone jog to the west for 10 minutes or so... that should speed things up :)

12 posted on 02/12/2008 4:24:03 AM PST by laker_dad
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