[abb]

I knew it. We’re doomed. And my mortgage is just about paid off.

Just damn...

[decimon]

I knew it. We’re doomed. And my mortgage is just about paid off.

Just damn...

Well, you can do it blam's way and go out with a bang or my way and be eaten by a giant shark.

"There were periods of the planet's history when vast areas of the continents were flooded by shallow seas, such as the shark- and mosasaur-infested seaway that neatly split North America during the age of the dinosaurs."

The sharks should be returning to Iowa about now.

[null and void]

And my mortgage is just about paid off.

I'm upside down. Doom doesn't look all that bad...