Have they found the Klingons circling Uranus yet?
If you insist on being childish, you might enjoy these headlines:
Neptune Has a Trojan: http://www.universetoday.com/2003/01/10/neptune-has-a-trojan/
Three Trojans Found in Neptune’s Orbit: http://www.universetoday.com/2006/06/15/three-trojans-found-in-neptunes-orbit/
Can we stop with the Brokeback jokes here? This is serious. /s