Tools, schmools, here’s the difference:
Neanderthal chicks were fat; Homo Sapiens had all the foxes. Haven’t you seen Raquel Welch in 1,000,000 B.C and Rae Dawn Chong in that other one? That was true stuff man.
Once you’ve had slim, you ain’t goin’ back, Jim
"The Quest for Fire". She taught the cave dude the missionary position.