It's all Bush's Fault.
Pray to Kyoto for salvation.
1 posted on
09/24/2008 8:56:22 PM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL
Headline coming:
“Republican Space Race Weakens Sun”
2 posted on
09/24/2008 8:57:53 PM PDT by
NewJerseyJoe
(Rat mantra: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!")
To: SmithL
3 posted on
09/24/2008 8:58:20 PM PDT by
stocksthatgoup
(`Pontius Pilate voted "Present")
To: SmithL
But that will have no effect on weather on Earth. We will still all die for our environmental sins unless we return to a hunter-gatherer society ... well, except for Al Gore and his friends who will take our first fruits.
4 posted on
09/24/2008 8:59:12 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The break-in of Gov. Palin's email account is the equivalent of the Watergate break-in.)
To: SmithL
5 posted on
09/24/2008 8:59:56 PM PDT by
DBrow
To: SmithL
There are business reasons a big cool would be very very very very good for me.
I keep my evil entrepreneurial fingers crossed.
To: SmithL
Algore has just released a statement about this:
“This startling and disturbing information about the sun’s activity is further evidence of the catastrophic effect human actions are having on our solar system.
This new evidence is irrefutable proof of the disastrous consequences of the existence of all of humanity. It is clear from my scientific research that we are destroying the sun.
I am therefore calling for the end of humanity. It is time for us to sacrifice ourselves so that the solar system can survive.”
Thanks Al, any chance that you’ll be in the front of that line?
8 posted on
09/24/2008 9:03:47 PM PDT by
waus
To: SmithL
well, darn it. I wanted to be the first with that headline.
“No Solar Wind? Bush Denies Involvement”
9 posted on
09/24/2008 9:04:07 PM PDT by
justkate
To: SmithL
The intensity of the sun's million-mile-per-hour solar wind has dropped to its lowest levels since accurate records began half a century ago Bail it out.
To: SmithL
To: SmithL
Damn! And I just bought a really neat kite.
12 posted on
09/24/2008 9:08:12 PM PDT by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: SmithL
since accurate records began half a century ago, scientists say. Only the idiot media would extrapolate some kind of "trend" from a 50-year survey of a bazillion year-old object.
13 posted on
09/24/2008 9:08:53 PM PDT by
JennysCool
(A man who served his country well vs. a walking Che poster. Is it really that tough a choice?)
To: SmithL
I clicked on the link and read the comments. Way too funny. The liberal nuts that go by the names IceBox and Dude Bro Man are having a fit that not everyone is drinking the Gore Koolaid.
15 posted on
09/24/2008 9:19:33 PM PDT by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: SmithL
It’s gonna be a very cold winter.
16 posted on
09/24/2008 9:23:00 PM PDT by
Islander7
("Common sense and common decency are uncommon virtues among America's left.")
To: SmithL
".....6. DavePeoria September 24th, 2008 - 6:54 pm
I heard through a friend who has a neighbor who’s brother once lived in Texas, that Halliburton is pointing a “SUN DEACTIVATOR” gun towards the sun in order to blow it out. Then they will be able to sell candles made in their factories. Bush and Cheney are stockholders...."
My favorite comment!
18 posted on
09/24/2008 9:28:29 PM PDT by
Islander7
("Common sense and common decency are uncommon virtues among America's left.")
To: SunkenCiv
24 posted on
09/24/2008 9:48:46 PM PDT by
BBell
To: SmithL
/tin foil hat on
Just wait till 2012!
/tin foil hat off
27 posted on
09/24/2008 9:57:27 PM PDT by
PureSolace
(God save us all)
To: SmithL
29 posted on
09/24/2008 11:25:25 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
(God doesn't wear a wrist watch.)
To: SmithL
Who’da thunk? The sun breaking wind. Send more beans.
31 posted on
09/25/2008 2:04:58 PM PDT by
AndrewC
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