[MarineBrat]

...bacteria swept up into the atmosphere trigger precipitation so that they can return to the ground.

Gee, they're smart!

[allmendream]

As smart as a rabies virus that infects saliva and makes its host get all mean and like to bite?

[decimon]

Gee, they're smart!

Well, they're Airborne.

[hinckley buzzard]

Gee, they're smart!

Smarter than reporters, apparently. That is a psychotic sentence up there, written by an insane person.