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To: Procyon

Andromeda Strain? No, the Pelosi-Reid Strains. Non-human extraterrestrial life. In other words, not only are they out of their minds, they are from outer space. Explains why Pelosi never blinks. Reid looks like an alien from “Invaders From Space”.

Barney Frank - pick a planet, any planet except earth.

Obama- “The RED planet Mars”
His wife Michelle - from the book “The Vampires of Venus”
Robert Gibbs - the creatures in “Spaced Invaders”
Howard Dean - “It Came From Outer Space”
Gov. Tim Kainer (my elected duffus) - “Galaxy Quest” (you’ll know which character he looks like if you have seen the movie)

Ray Nagin - “The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms”
Ted Kennedy - “Moby Dick”
Barbara Boxer - The little aliens in “Man in Black”
John Murtha - The Sarlac Pit in “Star Wars”
John Kerry - “The Creeping Unknown”

Come on in gang and join the fun.


13 posted on 03/16/2009 5:24:18 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
...they are from outer space. Explains why Pelosi never blinks.

I thought her plastic surgeon just pulled the skin a little too tight, rendering a blink impossible. In seeking explanations, one must never forget Occam's Razor.

22 posted on 03/16/2009 7:00:58 PM PDT by night reader (NRA Life Member since 1962)
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