Maybe cap them, sell those credits to another moron like yourself?
After much consideration, former Vice-Pres Gore will suggest....
drumrolls, please.....
a gas-catching shield made up of charcoal trapped between two layers of cloth, ala the fart-filtering underpants than can be bought that filter out the smell of gaseous emissions of human beings. He’ll also think that all humans should be made to wear these fart filters, and all animals be fitted out with them.
Anyway, he’ll tell us that a large enough layer of charcoal will contain the carbon emissons. The media will pick up on this, and debate it earnestly, then they will figure out that the outrageously hot temps in the volcano will melt the charcoal and whatever is holding it in place, and quietly will drop the issue and never bring it up again.
Just wait and see.