[The Comedian]

Up to 96 per cent of all marine species and 70 per cent of land species became extinct.

Imperialist SUVs and those plastic capitalist sixpack holders, reaching back through time, devastated the noble and innocent Reduviasporonites...requiring us to implement a new carbon tax regime...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[SunkenCiv]