“Arctic Could Face Warmer and Ice-Free Conditions”
Or, it could get colder. Or stay the same.
Where’s my government grant?
Or, it could get colder. Or stay the same.
Wheres my government grant?’
You may have struck upon something there. How hard could it be to get a government grant? They give grants for the dumbest things. I bet I could devise a plan to ‘study’ the effects of climate change on the nocturnal emissions of salamanders and if the paperwork and forms where filled out correctly, I would get a million dollars of your money to churn out a report that was completely phony. Since no one will actually read the report, it really wouldn't matter.
I could then get on TV regularly to pontificate how the increased/decreased nocturnal salamander emissions are the warning sign to the destruction of the entire ecosystem and without the purchase of salamander emissions credits, the entire Earth and all of the people on it would DIE.
It is lucky for every one that I happen to have an unlimited supply of Salamander Emission Credits I would be happy to sell you for the right price.
If you narrowed it down, you would be guessing...