Remember: Stay out of the path of a charging hog or bison.
A hog causes one hell of a collision, and a bison is a super collider.
***There is a certain amount of friendly rivalry between the two laboratories. While the director-general of CERN, Rolf-Dieter Heuer, says “[I don’t mind] who makes a discovery first. It is the science that counts”, Leon Lederman, a Nobel laureate in physics who has worked at both sites, says that if the Tevatron beats the LHC to the discovery, he will have mixed feelings. He said: “It would be a little like your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your BMW.”****
An honest cientist with a sense of humor;) I like it.
Now, if only we could put him in charge of Climate research or Oil spillage.
But if they discover it, doesn’t the planet implode or something like that? /sarc