[grey_whiskers]

Get one of those "Hate is not a family value" stickers and put it on the left rear bumper.

Then have another stickermade, with the same lettering and font, which reads "It's a LIBERAL value".

Prepare to be keyed.

Or "I'm not green, I'm frugal."

Cheers!

[mountn man]

Anybody But Obama...Then I Could Afford A Real Car.

[Retain Mike]

My Other Car Is A Hummer

[Kevmo]

Here’s an oldie but goodie: Impeachment with Honor

also, how about these:
zer0bama
I sure HOPE things CHANGE in DC
A Bill Can Be Bipartisan Without Bipartisan Votes ~Nancy Pelosi
Where’s the birth certificate?
“A person’s a person, no matter how small” ~Horton the Elephant
“ But once life has begun, no matter at what stage of growth, it is my belief that termination should not be decided merely by desire. ~Ted Kennedy, 1971
We should withdraw from Iraq AND Afghanistan — via Teheran.
Carter had Iran & now Obama has a Nuclear Iran
Globull Warming
I miss Reagan
It’s the economy, stupid
Obama Represents all 57 states

Palin4President, Obama4DogCatcher

[ParityErr]

Enslave Tibet

[RobRoy]

It’s a standard, but my absolute favorite:

The voices told me to stay home from work and clean the guns.

[Duckdog]

The more people I meet, the more I like my dogs!

[Duckdog]

The more people I meet, the more I like my dogs!

[Loyal Sedition]

Classics -

Earth First!
We’ll mine the other planets later.

Nuke the gay whales!

If it isn’t grown, it has to be mined.

PEACE, through superior firepower!

Eat beef, the west wasn’t won on tofu!

God, Gold, and Guns won the west!

Free men own guns, slaves don’t!

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New? -

This is the “spare” from my real car.

This “alternate energy vehicle”, runs on ground baby seals, polar bear fat, and whale oil.

[Slump Tester]

I had this one made on an industrial caution style background and have gotten more smiles than fingers:

"Your wallet: The ONLY place democRATs want to drill"

[thecabal]

I was always partial to:

I ♣ Baby Seals

[mirkwood]

[elcid1970]

I’ve had this notion of printing up Islam-themed bumper stickers and surreptitiously placing them on cars known to belong to Muzzies. The question is whether they would even bother to remove them:

“Behead Those Who Insult Our Prophet!”

“Freedom Go To H**l!”

“Death To Those Who Criticize Islam!”

“America is The Great Satan!”

“Celebrate The Glorious Victory of 9/11!”

Printed on an Islamic green background, with gold Arabic-style lettering, these stickers could prove irresistible with the beard-and-burka crowd. My all-out favorite is an actual quote from some imam:

“AMERICA NEEDS ISLAM!”

Anyway, my fave non-muzzie sticker is:

“Some people are alive simply because it’s illegal to kill them”

;^)

[Sarajevo]

[RC one]

I H8 Polar Bears.

[Dixie Yooper]

All The Money I Save On Gas,

Goes To The Tea Party!

[Twinkie]

STUN THE HALIBUT!!

Or how ‘bout this one: SAVE THE TOFU, EAT MORE CARIBOU!!

[snippy_about_it]

Palin/DeMint 2012

Drill baby, drill

That ought to convince them.

[HospiceNurse]

“I have a Prius today, but I’m getting a Hummer tonight.”

[Lockbar]