Posted on 12/11/2010 11:24:18 PM PST by GunHoardingCapitalist
OK Freepers, put your sarcasm hats on. I just got a good gas mileage commuter car, but the problem is that the Eco-mentalists instantly associate it with being "earth friendly". So in true Ecomentalism I'm gonna plaster it with bumper stickers, just one catch they cant be earth friendly stickers. So far I have "My other car is a V8", I (Heart) Big Oil", and "I'd rather be clear cutting". Any suggestions?
I live in my mother's basement.
Or...
Don't laugh, I have a minivan at home.
;^)
Why increase the risk of having your car vandalized?
I like that one. :)
“I brake for rodents. You would too in this car.”
FUBO
PETA it’s the other white meat
PETA. Stuff with beef and cheese. Nuke on high 1 minute.
Small Cars Conserve Metal For Weapons
Then have another stickermade, with the same lettering and font, which reads "It's a LIBERAL value".
Prepare to be keyed.
Or "I'm not green, I'm frugal."
Cheers!
Now that is really cool!
Anybody But Obama...Then I Could Afford A Real Car.
My Other Car Is A Hummer
Here’s an oldie but goodie: Impeachment with Honor
also, how about these:
zer0bama
I sure HOPE things CHANGE in DC
A Bill Can Be Bipartisan Without Bipartisan Votes ~Nancy Pelosi
Where’s the birth certificate?
“A person’s a person, no matter how small” ~Horton the Elephant
“ But once life has begun, no matter at what stage of growth, it is my belief that termination should not be decided merely by desire. ~Ted Kennedy, 1971
We should withdraw from Iraq AND Afghanistan — via Teheran.
Carter had Iran & now Obama has a Nuclear Iran
Globull Warming
I miss Reagan
It’s the economy, stupid
Obama Represents all 57 states
Palin4President, Obama4DogCatcher
“I found this car in the grill of my Hummer.”
ROTFL
Thanks but I'm putting that one in for Best of the Thread. lol
Enslave Tibet
Priceless! And a Jeff Dunham fan.
BTW, it was an aircraft contrail.
;)
It’s a standard, but my absolute favorite:
The voices told me to stay home from work and clean the guns.
Who is Jeff Dunham? (it was a missile)
One of our favorite routines of his is making fun of his Priuth, and tying in that he has a Hummer H1. At one point he says, I used to pull those out of my grill.
From Hawaii, btw, to Phoenix.
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