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Bumper sticker ideas needed

Posted on 12/11/2010 11:24:18 PM PST by GunHoardingCapitalist

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To: RobRoy
From Hawaii, btw, to Phoenix.

Oh, AWE808. Not even the Con-trail people believe that anymore.

41 posted on 12/12/2010 12:17:20 AM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist

The more people I meet, the more I like my dogs!


42 posted on 12/12/2010 12:24:05 AM PST by Duckdog (If it wasn't for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!)
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist

The more people I meet, the more I like my dogs!


43 posted on 12/12/2010 12:24:11 AM PST by Duckdog (If it wasn't for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!)
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To: Duckdog

“Frozen Manatee. It’s What’s For Dinner In An Overheated World.”


44 posted on 12/12/2010 12:26:20 AM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist

Classics -

Earth First!
We’ll mine the other planets later.

Nuke the gay whales!

If it isn’t grown, it has to be mined.

PEACE, through superior firepower!

Eat beef, the west wasn’t won on tofu!

God, Gold, and Guns won the west!

Free men own guns, slaves don’t!


New? -

This is the “spare” from my real car.

This “alternate energy vehicle”, runs on ground baby seals, polar bear fat, and whale oil.


45 posted on 12/12/2010 12:28:19 AM PST by Loyal Sedition (Loyal Sedition, often described as "To the right of Attila The Hun"!)
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To: TigersEye

>>Oh, AWE808. Not even the Con-trail people believe that anymore.<<

;-)


46 posted on 12/12/2010 12:30:36 AM PST by RobRoy (The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
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To: RobRoy
If you don't believe me go see for yourself. They abandoned that theory about Nov. 11th.

In the meantime you're hi-jacking this thread with your neurotic fixation on that topic.

47 posted on 12/12/2010 12:35:12 AM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist
I had this one made on an industrial caution style background and have gotten more smiles than fingers:

"Your wallet: The ONLY place democRATs want to drill"

48 posted on 12/12/2010 12:37:09 AM PST by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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I have nothing against Geo Metros. Cute little tin cans that came in several body styles, including a convertible. You couldn’t mistake them for anything else on the road. C’mon, there’s no Prius this adorable:

http://allencarswell.com/estore/images/1994%20Metro.jpg


49 posted on 12/12/2010 12:38:00 AM PST by Strk321
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I haven’t seen too many liberal bumper stickers where I live, but there was one earlier this year that read “Those who can make you believe absurdities can also make you commit atrocities.”

That could be interpreted a number of different ways, but I went with Occam’s Razor and assumed it was an atheist propaganda sticker.


50 posted on 12/12/2010 12:42:34 AM PST by Strk321
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist
I was always partial to:

I ♣ Baby Seals

51 posted on 12/12/2010 12:57:51 AM PST by thecabal (Destroy Progressivism)
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52 posted on 12/12/2010 1:01:43 AM PST by mirkwood (Palin-Bolton 2012)
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To: Strk321

It sounds, anti-communist/atheist.


53 posted on 12/12/2010 1:12:20 AM PST by ansel12
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist

I’ve had this notion of printing up Islam-themed bumper stickers and surreptitiously placing them on cars known to belong to Muzzies. The question is whether they would even bother to remove them:

“Behead Those Who Insult Our Prophet!”

“Freedom Go To H**l!”

“Death To Those Who Criticize Islam!”

“America is The Great Satan!”

“Celebrate The Glorious Victory of 9/11!”

Printed on an Islamic green background, with gold Arabic-style lettering, these stickers could prove irresistible with the beard-and-burka crowd. My all-out favorite is an actual quote from some imam:

“AMERICA NEEDS ISLAM!”

Anyway, my fave non-muzzie sticker is:

“Some people are alive simply because it’s illegal to kill them”

;^)


54 posted on 12/12/2010 1:15:50 AM PST by elcid1970 ("I don't like Islam and I don't trust Muslims.")
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55 posted on 12/12/2010 1:19:12 AM PST by Sarajevo (You're jealous because the voices only talk to me.)
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To: ansel12

It could be anti-communist, but I’m still more inclined to go with my idea.


56 posted on 12/12/2010 1:21:58 AM PST by Strk321
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To: Strk321

After I thought for another second, I agreed with you, because usually someone actually putting that on their car with no other context or statement would mean it as you said, just assuming that everyone would have the same vision of history as themselves.


57 posted on 12/12/2010 1:26:09 AM PST by ansel12
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To: elcid1970

“Islam Will Replace Collapsing AmeriKKKan Empire!”

There was a legendary Usenet troll who posted under that name (along with numerous other names). This guy was the complete package. When he wasn’t calling for the assassination of George Bush, he would use all kinds of expletives against anyone who didn’t believe in manmade global warming.


58 posted on 12/12/2010 1:28:50 AM PST by Strk321
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To: ParityErr

So, how exactly do liberals propose we free Tibet? Would they like a nuclear exchange with China?


59 posted on 12/12/2010 1:32:28 AM PST by Strk321
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To: TigersEye; ansel12
Waste Jihadis, not gasoline

That one's my favorite too. :) On another note, be prepared to have any provocative bumper sticker ripped from your car. Happened to me the other day with my "One Term" bumper sticker. (I just ordered TWO more!)

60 posted on 12/12/2010 1:53:40 AM PST by Hetty_Fauxvert (March 2010: Congress shoved Obamacare down our throats. November 2010: We will shove it back!)
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