Bumper sticker ideas needed

[Semper Mark]

"I just got a good gas mileage commuter car,..."

I live in my mother's basement.

Or...

Don't laugh, I have a minivan at home.

;^)

[AZLiberty]

Why increase the risk of having your car vandalized?

[Netizen]

Save gas money, buy more guns.

I like that one. :)

[TigersEye]

“I brake for rodents. You would too in this car.”

[EQAndyBuzz]

FUBO

PETA it’s the other white meat

[TigersEye]

PETA. Stuff with beef and cheese. Nuke on high 1 minute.

[Retain Mike]

Small Cars Conserve Metal For Weapons

[grey_whiskers]

Get one of those "Hate is not a family value" stickers and put it on the left rear bumper.

Then have another stickermade, with the same lettering and font, which reads "It's a LIBERAL value".

Prepare to be keyed.

Or "I'm not green, I'm frugal."

Cheers!

[Retain Mike]

Now that is really cool!

[mountn man]

Anybody But Obama...Then I Could Afford A Real Car.

[Retain Mike]

My Other Car Is A Hummer

[Kevmo]

Here’s an oldie but goodie: Impeachment with Honor

also, how about these:
zer0bama
I sure HOPE things CHANGE in DC
A Bill Can Be Bipartisan Without Bipartisan Votes ~Nancy Pelosi
Where’s the birth certificate?
“A person’s a person, no matter how small” ~Horton the Elephant
“ But once life has begun, no matter at what stage of growth, it is my belief that termination should not be decided merely by desire. ~Ted Kennedy, 1971
We should withdraw from Iraq AND Afghanistan — via Teheran.
Carter had Iran & now Obama has a Nuclear Iran
Globull Warming
I miss Reagan
It’s the economy, stupid
Obama Represents all 57 states

Palin4President, Obama4DogCatcher

[TigersEye]

“I found this car in the grill of my Hummer.”

[ansel12]

ROTFL

[TigersEye]

Waste Jihadis, not gasoline

Thanks but I'm putting that one in for Best of the Thread. lol

[ParityErr]

Enslave Tibet

[RobRoy]

Priceless! And a Jeff Dunham fan.

BTW, it was an aircraft contrail.

;)

[RobRoy]

It’s a standard, but my absolute favorite:

The voices told me to stay home from work and clean the guns.

[TigersEye]

Who is Jeff Dunham? (it was a missile)

[RobRoy]

One of our favorite routines of his is making fun of his Priuth, and tying in that he has a Hummer H1. At one point he says, I used to pull those out of my grill.

From Hawaii, btw, to Phoenix.