[The Antiyuppie]

“Here’s my 100% accurate prediction:

It’s going to get colder, or warmer, or stay the same.

Now where can I get a pile of money for being right?”

Actually, your line of thinking needs more government funded research. You should apply - you’ll probably get it.

[Mr. Lucky]

Maybe, but he’ll have to get over that “being right” thing to qualify for government money.

[kennedy]

Here’s my 100% accurate prediction:

It doesn't matter whether it gets hotter, colder, wetter, dryer, windier or less windy. No matter what the weather happens to be, it will always be Bush's fault.

Plus Algore will make even more money off of it.