Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Sounds like the Packers are going down.
Birds falling out of the sky, fish washing up on shore, 200 dead cows, volcanoes erupting, floods in Australia . . . let’s pass a carbon tax to put an end to it all.
Nope, just a lack of our support of a totalitarian government to take care of everything.
We need to increase our forced donations to government to prevent these crisis from happening.
They’re not dead- they’re restin’
Or pinin’ for the fjords
Have they blamed it on Sarah Palin yet?
Palin’s fault?
Al Gore and Global Warmers are gonna milk this for all it`s got
That’s an odd situation if all the 200 dead cows were found at the same time. That’s the way the headline reads. Most anyone with 200 cows would be checking on them at least once a day, and if they were dairy cows they’d be milking them twice (?) a day.
Which horseman was “pestilence”, again?
If not fireworks, it can only be climatic warming. First the fish, then birds, then cows, and ,gasp, next H. Sapiens. The sky is indeed falling/s
Someone poison the cattle tank?
Prince Rebus has willed it.
Now it will be litigated at great expense. If agriculture were centralized in large collective farms with communal ownershop of the means of production, then we could avoid the expensive litigation. The farmer and the veterinarian would both be arrested, interrogated until they confessed to their counterrevolutionary wrecking activities, then be shot and the matter closed. Just one of the advantages of collective farming, comrades. Get on the bandwagon! (Comrade Obama is watching, and planning...)
Mysterious infection is killing B.C. salmon
MARK HUME
VANCOUVER— From Friday’s Globe and Mail
Published Thursday, Jan. 13, 2011 6:55PM EST
Last updated Friday, Jan. 14, 2011 7:58AM EST
Excerpt:
Large numbers of sockeye salmon are dying in the Fraser River, before spawning, because of a mysterious virus, new research suggests.
Historical records show that some fish always die en route to their spawning beds, but since the early 1990s the problem has become increasingly acute – with more than two million fish dying in some years. Researchers have long puzzled over what was causing the seemingly healthy fish to suddenly stop swimming and turn belly up.
A large team of researchers from the federal Department of Fisheries and Oceans and three Canadian universities has now found most of the fish that die before spawning have a common “genomic signature” – or a pattern that shows changes have taken place in an array of genes activated to fight infection.
“Our hypothesis is that the genomic signal associated with elevated mortality is in response to a virus infecting fish before river entry and that persists to the spawning areas,” says the report published in the journal Science on Thursday.
Confirming evidence that this is the prophesied 'Moosada' (as it has come to be known in theological circles) might be the presence of signs such as these...
Moldy hay can cause lung problems really fast, basically they drown.
testing began on small animals and have moved up to large animals???????