[The Comedian]

Are there any reports coming in from anywhere about any remaining *live* birds?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Eureka_Lead]

you are soooooo bad...but soooooo right

[WOBBLY BOB]

probably denied vetinary care due to pre-existing conditions.

[r9etb]

That’s a starling. Probably froze/starved to death.

[blackdog]

They sensed thru the avian grapevine, that Sarah Palin had something in her crosshairs so they decided to exit on their own civil terms.

[The Comedian]

Pinging the usual suspects...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[ZX12R]

Flu.

[mountainlion]

I am glad I moved away form there twenty years ago. That is about 20 miles form the Rocky Mountain Arsenal where the Army caused earthquakes in the area by pumping waste 6500 feet underground.

[houeto]

Are there any reports coming in from anywhere about any remaining *live* birds?

No shortage on my patio, that's for sure!

[sodpoodle]

Yellowstone Caldera spitting out noxious fumes?

[Joe 6-pack]

MLK Day fireworks, no doubt.

[sjmjax]

They died because Republicans repealed Obamacare!
MSM

[3niner]

It's been estimated that there are in excess of 100 trillion birds on earth, at any given time. This means that it's perfectly normal for many trillions of them to die every year.

Unusual weather events can easily cause large numbers of concurrent deaths. An example of this occurred in Seattle about 30 years ago (I think it was the summer of 1979).

For a few days, many thousands of dead and "sick" birds were observed along Interstate 5, just south of downtown Seattle. There were fears of a serious disease, and an investigation was ordered.

The investigation found the following. There were large numbers of pyracantha bushes growing in that area. Unusual summer weather had cause the berries to ferment on the shrubs. Birds which normally ate the berries were getting drunk ("sick"). Many were getting hit by cars.

[greatplains]

That’s it. They’ve all died of bird flu and now we’re doomed. Doggone it.

I used to live about 20 miles east of there. The birds probably died of all the noxious hot air expelled by the large concentration of libtards that have infested the area.

[TheOldLady]

We have live birds here. Crows, hawks, mourning doves, cardinals, owls, eagles, and little birds. I don’t know how they survive in this weather, but there they are.

Call the papers.