I swear I am not making this up!
1 posted on
02/01/2011 7:43:19 AM PST by
JRios1968
To: JRios1968
What a completely lame “joke”. I’d fire someone who pulled something like that at my company.
2 posted on
02/01/2011 7:45:17 AM PST by
Psycho_Bunny
(Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
To: JRios1968
Thanks National Geo, for showing the world what Uranus looks like!
3 posted on
02/01/2011 7:46:04 AM PST by
pingman
(Price is what you pay, value is what you get.)
To: JRios1968
Barney Frank had his examined last night.
4 posted on
02/01/2011 7:48:10 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: JRios1968
Oh yeah, worth every penny. /s
6 posted on
02/01/2011 7:51:25 AM PST by
TribalPrincess2U
(demonicRATS= Obama's Mosque, taxes, painful death. Is this what you want?)
To: JRios1968
That looks nothing like the pictures I got from my last colonoscopy. Oh, you mean the planet...
7 posted on
02/01/2011 7:52:45 AM PST by
meyer
(We will not sit down and shut up.)
To: JRios1968
At least I know how to find Uranus with either hand, and in the dark, circling Uranus looking for Klingons.
9 posted on
02/01/2011 7:56:25 AM PST by
Prospero
(non est ad astra mollis e terris via)
To: JRios1968
“Uranus mostly has hydrogen and helium in its atmosphere, but it looks blue due to significant amounts of methane. “
12 posted on
02/01/2011 7:58:12 AM PST by
DaxtonBrown
(HARRY: Money Mob & Influence (See my Expose on Reid on amazon.com written by me!))
To: JRios1968
It looks exactly as the Sumerians described it. Hmmmm.
14 posted on
02/01/2011 7:59:20 AM PST by
numberonepal
(Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
To: JRios1968
15 posted on
02/01/2011 7:59:20 AM PST by
MichaelP
("Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.)
To: JRios1968
Oddly enough it doesn’t look a bit ike mine, so I must conclue the answer to the question is “nothing”
17 posted on
02/01/2011 8:02:10 AM PST by
from occupied ga
(Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
To: JRios1968
Fry: Did you build the Smelloscope?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I'd built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.
Fry: Smells like strawberries.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Exactly. And now, Saturn.
Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
-Futurama
To: JRios1968
25 posted on
02/01/2011 8:11:22 AM PST by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts...)
To: JRios1968
Now you’ve done it. The space cadets on the forum will be posting limp arguments as to why we should send a man to Uranus.
26 posted on
02/01/2011 8:11:41 AM PST by
from occupied ga
(Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
To: JRios1968
27 posted on
02/01/2011 8:13:23 AM PST by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: JRios1968
Wow, look at that detail!
Oh, wait, that's not Uranus. That's a featureless sphere.
Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom. 30 posted on
02/01/2011 8:24:40 AM PST by
The Comedian
(It's 3am all over the planet.)
To: JRios1968
Not that it will matter to anyone but the correct pronunciation of the planet's name is YOUR-in-is.
Like I said, not yhat it will matter to anyone.
34 posted on
02/01/2011 8:52:38 AM PST by
muir_redwoods
(Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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