What say you, Laz, would you hit it?
Posted on 02/24/2011 8:58:34 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
Forget cocaine, Charlie Sheen has found a way to part with his money ever faster – with fast cars. And not for himself either.
In the past month the ‘Two and a Half Men’ star has spent a grand total of $780,000 on four high-priced machines for the many women in his life.
The most expensive of the bunch is a brand new Bentley convertible, which he purchased for adult film star Kacey Jordan. And because he’s Charlie Sheen and simply having one adult film star in his life isn’t enough, he reportedly also bought a $150,000 Porsche 911 Turbo for a second unnamed adult film star.
Sheen then bought two new Mercedes models, an S63 and a CL600, both priced at around $160,000; the first for his girlfriend, the second for his soon-t0-be ex-wife Brooke Mueller.
Now you know why women love Charlie Sheen.
But driving a Bentley helps.
If this was you or me we'd go to prison and not pass Go.
He’s not a pimp. He’s a john.
Poor, Charley....doesn’t even know he can’t buy love....he is buying sex as a commodity....but it will never fill that void in his soul. If you don’t love yourself, no one else will either. You just use people for a temporary high to forget the self-loathing and so you can pretend people actually care about you.
It is pretty sad.
Just wait until they have to declare the "gifts" as income when they file their 1040s. They're really going to love Charlie then!
Looks like a 12 year old boy
Looks like your typical girl next door. Nothing knockout about her.
I feel bad for his kids. We do not hear about mom and her dating life so hopefully she can balance out dad’s behavior and I hope Grandpa Sheen can be a good male influence in there lives....I know he is a lefty but these kids need all the love and support they can get....
I admit, a Bentley is a beautiful automobile, but not enough to get Sheen on you.
Must be kinky enough to fill Charlie’s fantasies now that regular life is too boring..
Of course after an evening of coke and Jack Daniels she is probably a 10+. 
That's what makes it so special.
I blame the idiots who watch his show and watch Obama TV.
He is slime but the entire cast and crew get paid well because some sick ***** in this country find him entertaining.
If people switch it off maybe he might become a better person.
Can he buy me a 1967 MGB while he is at it?
Are you series?
Where’s her boob job? Hasn’t Charlie enough money to pay for the obligatory size 44 impalnts?
And for that matter - as I contine to look at her face...
Winning the Future there also. I see she has had her lips injected, but her nose too?
Whoa!
And just having an oil change and other tweaks costs about a zillion dollars. This is a good reason to buy a not so expensive car. (Most cars are expensive these days.)
Sheen is certainly doing his dollies a favor. He is out to bankrupt them with their expensive wheels…It will start when it comes to the car’s first 5000 mile checkup.
I’m going to say even Laz has principles. He wouldn’t. Would he?
She must have some unique talents.
Perhaps the red roots, and boob reduction?
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