Here's my plan...Global Swelling.
Because the United States has refused to pump oil in the Northern Hemisphere the planet is swelling. Massive Earth Quakes will continue until all the excess oil is pumped out.
For people who don't do their parts by owning SUV's can buy "Swelling Off-Sets" from me.
I've been to a science fair and know how to use PowerPoint so I'm pretty sure that makes me qualified to make up evidence...I mean conduct research in this area.
You can all send me money to my PayPal account.
Run with it!
Run with it!