“Earth’s satellite will be at its closest point to our planet in 18 years.”
And you all remember what happened 18 years ago, right? Plague, pestilence, famine, fire and brimstone, poisonous rains falling from the sky, deadly monsters stalking the earth, Bill Clinton moving into the Oval Office. That’s why the mere mention of the year 1993 strikes fear in the hearts of mankind.
And it’s a bizarre but 100% true scientifical fact that a full moon weighs no more than a half moon.
If there had been another one when Obama moved in, then I would believe there is something to this hysteria about the moon being closer.