We have the “Storm of the Century” somewhere every year! :-)
That’s true!
The Storm of the Century in 1993 is almost a daily occurence since the Millenium....
A little rational thought goes a long way. The moon is approaching perigee half the time and its approaching apogee the other half. Basically you have two weeks of every month to choose a disaster. However it requires ignoring any disasters that happen during the other two weeks.
Technically the moon will never be closer because its slipping away at a rate of a couple of inches every year.