The good news is that they have an afterlife. The bad news is that this is it.
I’m just waiting to hear that the Neanderthals celebrated diversity, and granted equal rights to gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, and trans-gendered Neanderthals.
I’m also waiting to hear how the Neanderthals were “green” and took care of Mother Earth.
Heck, I bet the Neanderthals were even in favor of single payer healthcare plans to care for the ill Neanderthals.
:’D