Wow, if this theory holds up, then all we gotta do is pack up all of our garbage and put it into an earth orbit. When the sunspots start slowin’ down, we just kick off a few to the sun to create any number of sunspots we need. Viola!! No more Meander Minimums and Little Ice Ages.
Oh, and just to make the greenies even more happier, we can “sequester” enough CO2 to encapsulate all the garbage in, thus making it a double win-win.
Now, what tree-hugging, CO2 hating libtard would be against doing all that. Ship the garbage, CO2, spent uranium, etc. into the sun and everyone wins.
Do I really need the /sarc tag?
For the Trolls!