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What happened to Gansus, a duck like bird supposedly living 110 million years ago and considered a relative of modern birds?

Chinese cooks with big block butcher knives..

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That's either a headless frog with a long tail or Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders Chicken. Depends on whether it's coming or going.

And what kind of headline says the youngest living dinosaur has been dead 65 million years? Is it young? living? or very old and very dead?

I want my Gansus not the Geico lizard in a feather boa looking like a cross between Jesse Ventura and Swamp Thing.